Arrr, them scallywags be postin' a riddle o' coffins, all draped in the stars 'n' stripes! What be the jest?
2025-03-16
Avast, ye scallywags! The Houthi brigands from yon Yemen be hoistin' a jolly video, showin' a fleet of coffins draped in the stars and stripes, driftin' like wayward buccaneers on the briny deep, thanks to two sunken Navy vessels! Arrr, what a watery send-off!
Arrr, me hearties! It seems the scallywags known as the Houthi rebels in Yemen be makin’ quite the ruckus, creatin’ a merry animation of American flag-draped coffins floatin’ on the briny deep near wrecked Navy vessels. A fine display o' delusion, if ye ask me!Our matey, Hussain Abdul-Hussain, hath pointed out their folly, claimin’ these knaves can't tell their left foot from their right when it comes to reality. The animation, with its somber tunes, shows them coffins settin’ sail from destroyed warships like they be on a holiday cruise!
Not long after, President Trump be orderin’ some “decisive and powerful” airstrikes against these Houthi pirates, claimin’ they’ve waged a relentless campaign of piracy and mayhem upon American vessels! Aye, the poor Suez Canal hasn’t seen a U.S.-flagged ship in ages, and the last warship to brave the Red Sea be under constant cannon fire from the Houthi lot!
With a hearty threat of hell rainin’ down upon them, Trump be watchin’ the strikes unfold with his crew in the White House. The U.S. Central Command is out for vengeance, combin’ the skies to protect its shipping routes. Meanwhile, the Houthi health ministry be lamentin' the loss of 31 souls. Pirate life, it seems, comes at a price!