Ahoy, ye cat wranglers! Beware the grub that be riddled with the birdie plague—time to hoist the sails and flee!
2025-03-16
Ahoy, ye cat wranglers! Beware, for Savage Pet o' California be warning ye of cursed chow that might harbor the dreaded H5N1! The FDA and them New York landlubbers be spillin’ the beans! Keep yer furry mates safe, or ye might find ‘em flappin’ like a seagull! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer news be afloat about our furry shipmates—the cats! A fine establishment known as Savage Pet from El Cajon, California, be recalling boxes o’ chicken chow, both large (84 oz.) and small (21 oz.), all marked with the date 11.15.2026. Why, ye ask? A nasty beast called H5N1, or bird flu, may be lurkin' within those boxes! The FDA be warnin' all ye cat owners across five states—California, Colorado, New York, Pennsylvania, and Washington—to keep a weather eye on their meowin’ mates.If yer whiskered companions start showin' symptoms like fever, inflamed peepers, or even tremors, ye best be callin' a vet faster than a cannonball flies! And fret not, me hearties, humans ain’t been afflicted yet, but the virus might take a liking to ye if it finds its way to yer eyes, nose, or mouth. So wash yer hands like ye just finished a hard day swabbin' the decks!
Aye, there’s been a tale of a cat in Colorado who fell ill after munchin' the foul food but emerged victorious! Yet, the winds of ill fortune blew again, as two cats in New York got tangled in this feathered fracas. One met a tragic fate, while another survived to tell the tale. So keep yer kitties safe and keep a weather eye on that chicken chow, lest ye find yerselves in a sea of troubles!