Arrr, the scallywags be too busy arguin' over treasure maps to find the booty, ye see!
2025-03-16
Arrr, matey! The Democratic crew be speakin' like bold sea dogs, yet sailin’ a different course! ‘Tis not just a matter of crafty talk to bamboozle ye; nay, it be a scallywag of a structural conundrum! Avast! They be walkin' the plank o' their own words!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the curious case of a landlubber named Gavin Newsom, the Governor of California, who recently dared to call the participation of transgender sea dogs in women’s sports “deeply unfair.” Aye, it be a mighty bold statement, but don’t be fooled—'tis not a full-on mutiny against the crew of Gender Ideology!The good ol’ Democratic Party be caught in a stormy sea, tryin’ to appease both the winds of public opinion and the fierce tides of their activist crew. Despite two-thirds of Dems and nearly 80% of landlubbers opposing biological men in women's sports, not a single Democrat dared to break ranks when the Republicans called for a vote on the matter. Even the boldest amongst them, like John Fetterman, stayed true to the ship's course.
Newsom and his mates be tryin’ to dance a jig on the line between moderation and the wild waters of their party’s fringe. They be spouting talk of community and parental choice, but their actions speak louder than a cannon blast! With activists holding tight to the helm, it seems these Democrats be makin’ choices that be risin’ the ire of many a voter. The Republicans be ready to sail in and use this muddle to show that if ye can’t navigate gender issues, how can ye steer the ship of state? Aye, it’s a grand ol’ mess on the high seas of politics!