The Booty Report

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"Arrr, matey! The Democrats be in a pickle they can't swindle their way out of, savvy?"

2025-03-16

Arrr, the Democrats be flounderin' like a fish outta water, tryin' to act all sincere-like! They be searchin’ for a true bond with the landlubbers, but it be lookin’ more like a parley with a barnacle than a heartfelt chat at sea!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and let me regale ye with a tale of the recent follies of the Democrats, who be clinging to their fake competence like a shipwrecked sailor to a plank! After a grand election where the fine folk rejected the farcical prowess of Vice President Kamala Harris and the muddled murmurings of Captain Biden, they be doubling down on their charades!

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