Arrr, with them swabs sent to El Salvador, Trump be givin' the judge the ol' pirate wink!
2025-03-16
"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis too late fer ye, the grand captain of El Salvador be jestin’ ‘bout a court’s command to send 'em Yanks back! His trusty crew be laughin’ hearty-like. Oopsie daisy, indeed! A merry jest on the high seas of politics, I say!"
Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale of jests and jibes from the high seas of politics! In the land o' El Salvador, where the coffee flows like rum, the president, a daring captain of his ship, be spoutin' some words that'd make even a parrot squawk with laughter. He be sayin', “Oopsie … Too late,” as if he be a scallywag that just spilled his grog all over the deck.This cheeky jester of a leader be laughin' in the face of a court order that be demandin' those deportation ships to turn 'round and sail back to the land of the stars and stripes! With a wink and a nod, he be mockin' the very law that be meant to keep his crew in line. His top officers, a band o' trusty mates, be clappin' him on the back, givin' thanks like they just found a treasure chest full of gold doubloons!
In these turbulent waters of governance, it seems our captain be takin' the wheel with a rogue's spirit, makin' light of a situation that'd make lesser men tremble. So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, to this audacious leader who be sailin' against the tide, chucklin' all the way to the shores of chaos!