The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! A lass snatched from Connecticut found after 25 long years, thanks to the magic of DNA treasure maps!

2025-03-16

Avast, mateys! In the fair town of New Haven, the lawmen have tracked down a lass who’s been missing for a quarter-century, snatched away by her own mum and whisked off to Mexico in ’99. Blimey, talk about a long treasure hunt!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the briny deep of Connecticut’s shores! A lass named Andrea Reyes, who be lost from her kin for a full quarter-century, has been found! Aye, she was but two summers old when her scallywag of a mother, Rosa Tenorio, whisked her away to the shores of Mexico in 1999.

After years of toilin' and searchin’, Andrea’s father set sail across the seas in hopes of findin’ his dear daughter, while her stepmother declared joyously, “The good Lord hath answered our prayers!” They be thankful for the fine folks at the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, whose clever DNA wizardry brought the family back together, though they know this reunion be fraught with challenges aplenty!

In a twist of fate, it be known that Andrea reached out to the man she believed to be her father in 2023, leadin' the brave New Haven coppers to investigate anew. Aye, family abductions be a tricksy business, and these young ones be truly lost, even when in the clutches of a kin. So raise a tankard to Andrea’s return, and may her tale remind us that hope be a sturdy ship, sailin' through the storms of despair!

Alas, the warrant for the mother’s capture be still afloat. Arrr!

Read the Original Article