Arrr! The scallywags of the US Navy be blastin' Houthi flying contraptions while Trump’s crew keeps swingin' swords at scurvy rogues!
2025-03-16
Arrr! On the high seas, the brave U.S. warships spotted a dozen pesky Houthi flying contraptions, aim’n to plunder our mighty Navy carrier! With a hearty "fire in the hull!" they sent them plummeting like soggy sea biscuits! A jolly good day for the salty sea dogs!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the high seas and the brave U.S. naval crew! Just last Saturday, Cap'n Trump ordered a mighty cannon barrage against those scallywags, the Houthi ruffians, out in the treacherous waters of Yemen.Our valiant warships, quicker than a shark on the hunt, shot down a dozen of those sneaky drones aimed squarely at the Truman Carrier Strike Group. Fear not, for they were dispatched to Davy Jones’ locker long before they could cause any ruckus!Yarr, it’s been nigh on a year and a half since those Houthi knaves dared to attack both merchant vessels and our own fleet! Cap'n Trump, in a fiery proclamation, declared these miscreants as terrorists, warning them that their time is nigh! If they continue their villainy, they’ll find themselves facing a tempest the likes of which they’ve never seen!With the seas plagued by Houthi mischief, it seems that American ships have been under siege, costing our economy a king’s ransom in doubloons! But fear not, the White House assures us that under this captaincy, we shan’t let our treasures be pillaged!So hoist the flags, me hearties, for the U.S. Navy be on course to teach those Houthi scalawags a lesson they shan’t soon forget!