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"Arrr! Trump be sayin' he’ll parley with Putin ‘bout puttin' an end to the Ukraine scuffle, savvy?"

2025-03-17

Arrr, President Trump be a-tellin’ that talks o’ a truce backed by the good ol’ U.S. sailed on through the weekend, with chatter ‘bout divvyin’ up some shiny treasures! Avast, me hearties, sounds like a right jolly game o’ pirate poker!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the high seas of politics! It be a ruckus in the land of the free, where the captain of the ship, one President Trump, be chattin’ with his scallywags over a cease-fire deal. Aye, they be ponderin' how to split the spoils, as if they be divvyin’ up a treasure chest of gold doubloons!

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