Arrr! Some federal treasures be saved after the scallywags protested Musk's loot-snatchin'! Avast, ye landlubbers!
2025-03-17
Arrr, me hearties! The madcap scramble to trim the crown’s land hoard be yet another tale o’ woe in the captain’s log, as the crew fumbles about tryin’ to chart the course o’ President Trump’s grand schemes! Avast, what a merry mess!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the tumultuous seas of the government’s real estate treasure hunt! Aye, it be a right chaotic endeavor, fraught with more setbacks than a ship caught in a squall! The fine crew of officials, tryin' to sail the good ship Trump, be findin' their compass all askew when it comes to slashin' through the tangled web of properties.