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Arrr, Cuomo be usin' sneaky giant-foot ways, keepin' secrets while fightin' COVID with NYC scallywags! A right scurvy study, indeed!

2025-03-17

Arrr, it be reported that the scallywag Cuomo, in his quest fer the mayor’s crown, wielded a cutlass o’ secrecy whilst the Big Apple battled the scourge o’ COVID! Ex-Mayor de Blasio also takes a broadside, as their squabblin’ be likened to a ship o' fools! Aye, what a hullabaloo!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale o' treachery on the high seas of politics! It be said that the then-Gov. Andrew Cuomo, a cunning scallywag, employed heavy-handed tactics like a ship's captain wieldin' a cutlass, keepin' secrets tighter than a clam in a storm, whilst the fair city of New York be fightin' the vicious beast known as COVID. A new report has surfaced, blowin' the whistle like a siren's call, on how the good folks of the Big Apple struggled under his watchful eye.

But hold yer hats, for the ex-Mayor Bill de Blasio be takin' a few cannonballs to the hull as well! This report, crafted by a crew of city agencies, be layin' bare the toxic relationship 'twixt him and Cuomo, like two ships collidin' on the stormy seas. Coordination challenges be aboundin', like a gaggle o' drunken sailors tryin' to navigate a foggy night!

So, me hearties, as the tides of political power ebb and flow, remember this: when the seas be rough and the crew be bickerin', it be hard to steer the ship away from the rocks. A lesson for all ye would-be captains of the realm — let not yer egos scuttle the ship o’ the city!

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