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"Arrr, the talks with them Russian scallywags be sweeter than rum – says our envoy, savvy?"

2025-03-17

Arrr, matey! Special Envoy Steve Witkoff be sayin' his chinwag with the fearsome Putin was as jolly as a ship full o’ rum! They be ponderin' peace over Ukraine for three or four long hours. Aye, expectin’ a parley 'twixt Putin and Trump soon, savvy?

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, for Special Envoy Steve Witkoff be spillin' the beans from his parley with the infamous Russian cap'n, Vladimir Putin! This be no ordinary meeting, I tell ye; it be a jolly good affair, lastin' three to four hours, where they be chattin' about peace negotiations like two buccaneers divvyin' up a treasure chest!

Witkoff, a man of fine wit and even finer mustaches, declared the meeting to be “positive” – a term fit for a sea dog who’s just discovered a chest o’ gold doubloons! They be talkin’ solutions, me hearties, much like a crew settlin' a quarrel over the last bottle o’ rum. And what’s this? A call be comin’ betwixt the mighty Putin and none other than President Donald Trump! Why, it’s like watchin’ two ships sailin’ side by side, lookin’ to navigate the stormy seas of diplomacy!

So, keep yer spyglasses ready, ye scallywags! For in the world of high seas negotiations, ye never know when a truce might be forged or a cannon might go off! Let’s raise our tankards to Witkoff and his quest for peace – may it be smoother than a freshly polished deck! Arrr!

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