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Arrr! The scallywags from the States be bombardin' Yemen again—53 souls sent to Davy Jones’ locker, claim the Houthis!

2025-03-17

Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' Yemen's Houthi crew be shoutin’ 'bout fresh cannonades from the Yankee fleet, claimin’ 53 souls sent to Davy Jones' locker, five wee lads among 'em. 'Twas a ruckus in Al Jaouf and Hudaydah, as the Yanks be tryin’ to guard their treasure ships in the Red Sea!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ear to this tale of tumultuous seas and raucous rebels! The Houthi scallywags from Yemen be a-squawkin’ about fresh rounds of cannon fire from the dread US forces, claimin’ that the grim tally of the fallen be a rise to 53 souls, includin’ five wee lads and lasses! T’was a right harrowing mornin’ in Al Jaouf and Hudaydah, when the sky rained down destruction like a rogue wave upon the deck!

The rebel crew be shoutin’ louder than a parrot with a sore throat, sayin’ those Yankee sailors struck ‘em early on Monday! Meanwhile, the US Central Command - aye, them salty sea dogs - be insistin’ they continue their operations, claimin’ their strikes be a “decisive and powerful” effort to keep Houthi mischief at bay! What a tale of woe, eh? The US launched a mighty barrage on the Saturday prior, lookin’ to put a stop to those scurvy rebels’ attacks on ships navigatin’ the perilous waters of the Red Sea!

So raise a tankard and toast to the chaos upon the high seas, where the battle for booty and control rages on, with cannon fire echoing through the salty air! Yarrr!

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