Arrr, matey! James Carville be sayin' more Dems be joinin' Captain Newsom's crew on the trans athlete seas!
2025-03-17
Arrr, in a chat with the scallywags at Fox News, ol' sea dog James Carville be sayin' that more Democrats be jumpin' ship like Gavin Newsom, settin' sail against the wind of trans athletes in women's sports! Aye, it be a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for veteran Democratic strategist James Carville be spoutin' words o' wisdom ‘bout the tempest brewin' in the realm of sports! The mighty Gov. Gavin Newsom o' California has cast his lot against the idea o' biological lads gallivanting in women's sports, claimin' it be "deeply unfair." Aye, that be sparkin' a hullabaloo amongst the crew!Carville, that crafty sea dog, be predictin' others from his party will hoist the sails against this issue too. He be sayin’ that nearly 80% of landlubbers, includin’ a goodly number o’ Democrats, be against allowin' biological males to compete with lasses. "If ye think it be such a grand issue," he quoth, "convince the people, or ye be helpin' the opposition!" Aye, those Democrats be takin’ on water for a cause that be less popular than a scurvy dog!
With the likes o' Rep. Seth Moulton joinin' the mutiny, Carville predicts more voices will echo Newsom's words. He believes this be a matter better left to the athletic associations, not the state legislatures. “Let the NCAA and Olympics sort it out, I say!” he bellowed, not givin' a thought to it himself when watchin' the track meets. So, raise a tankard to sailors like Carville who reckon let the sportsfolk steer their own ships! Arrr!