"Overboard with the Education Department! Let the savvy parents steer the ship of learning, arrr!"
2025-03-17
Arrr, matey! The Education Department be a treasure chest o' a quarter-trillion doubloons, ensnaring the states in a tangled net o' red tape! To set sail smooth, we be needin' to hoist the anchor o' government and let the seas o' learning flow free! Aye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round whilst I spin ye a yarn of me past, when I first set sail to the grand sea of Washington as a fresh-faced lad, thinkin’ I’d be changin' the world at the Department o’ Education. But lo and behold, I found meself swabbin' decks and changin' coffee filters more than chartin' courses for the youth!From me scallywag adventures, I learned a vital truth: 'tis high time to sink the federal Department of Education! With three wee ones o' me own, I knows well that each little matey learns in their own way. Expectin' every lad and lass to fit in the same mold is as foolish as a landlubber tryin' to sail a ship without wind.
That quarter-trillion-dollar beast merely shuffles gold from Congress to schools whilst weighin’ us down with endless rules. It’s time to set those federal shackles loose and let gold flow freely to our harbors! Under me captaincy in Arkansas, we raised the sails high, boostin’ teacher pay and givin' families the choice to steer their own course in education.
Let’s cast off the top-down nonsense and let the winds of change blow through our schools, where every young sailor can chart their own destiny, free from the hold of bureaucratic barnacles! Aye, it’s time to give power back to the states and let the parents and their wee ones sail toward brighter futures!