Arrr, the landlubbers be blamin' Trump for a storm, but forgets the ship's already got holes, savvy?
2025-03-17
Arrr, ye scallywags! Them who be hatin' on Trump be naught but fickle hypocrites, turnin' a blind eye to Biden's treasure hunts for power! And they know less 'bout the great storms of the Constitution than a landlubber knows of the high seas! Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ the tempestuous seas of politics! Critics be bellowin’ about a “constitutional crisis” with the return of Captain Trump to the helm, claimin’ he’ll run the ship by decree, castin’ aside the court’s rulings like a wayward sailor tossin’ his compass. The New York Times be shoutin’ that Trump be oversteppin’ his bounds, tryin’ to shackle the very crew meant to keep his power in check!But I say, hoist the anchor! These cries o’ crisis be more like a squall in a teacup! Where were these landlubbers when Biden forgave a mountain o’ student debts without Congress’s nod? Or when he summoned emergency powers to shut down taverns, schools, and even church meetings, all in the name of COVID? Aye, their cries only seem to echo when the Jolly Roger flies high above Republican ships!
Trump be merely plunderin’ back the executive power that’s been dulled by years of bureaucratic barnacles! As ol’ Hamilton said, the president ought to steer the ship with vigor, not let scallywags run amok. The likes of Washington and Lincoln faced far greater storms, and yet here we be, quakin’ at the first hint o’ Trump’s orders. So let the critics flap their gums; the seas of history show that ol’ Donald be upholdin’ the rule of law, not tryin’ to become a king! Arrr!