Arrr, Chuck Schumer be settin' sail on his book tour no more, what with the spending bill storm brewin’!
2025-03-17
Arrr, matey! A crew o’ disgruntled Democrats be makin’ a ruckus outside ol’ Chuck Schumer’s cabin, demandin’ he hoist the Jolly Roger against Cap’n Trump! They be shoutin’ for his walkin’ plank, thinkin’ he be too soft on the scallywag! Blimey, the seas be ragin’!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale o' political ruckus fit fer the high seas! A band o’ Democratic buccaneers, tired o’ sittin’ in the shadows, be makin’ quite the ruckus outside the lair of one Chuck Schumer, the honorable senator o’ the landlubbers. Aye, these rowdy activists be demandin’ that their noble leader take a stand against the fearsome Captain Trump, who be plundering their hopes like a scallywag with a treasure map!