"Arrr! Soros and them liberal scallywags be fundin' a crew watchin' the U.S. like a ship o' misfits!"
2025-03-17
Ahoy, mateys! News be blowin' 'round that the good ol' U.S. be on a “human rights watchlist” 'cause of Captain Trump's shenanigans! But shiver me timbers, they forgot to mention the scallywags behind the list be pocketin' doubloons from ol' George Soros and his lot! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! This week, the squawkin' media be spreadin' tales that the grand ol’ United States has been scrawled upon a “global human rights watchlist,” all thanks to the policies of our cap'n, Donald Trump. But hold yer horses! What the scallywags forgot to mention is that the very crew behind this dubious list be takin' a king's ransom from Trump’s foes, includin' the notorious George Soros and his treasure trove of philanthropic doubloons.Now, let me spin ye a yarn 'bout CIVICUS, a band of landlubbers from South Africa claimin’ to bolster civil society. They be sailin' the seas of non-profit ventures, but their vessel be suspiciously rowin' away from the truth! Aye, while they claim to uphold the rights of the people, it seems they be more interested in bendin' the narrative to suit their own agenda.
So, me hearties, when ye hear the crows a-cawing about America bein' on this watchlist, take it with a grain of salt and a hearty laugh! For in the world of politics, the winds be ever shifty, and the tides of favor change quicker than a pirate can plunder gold! Arrr!