Arrr, Schumer be settin' sail on a book tour delay, 'cause the crew ain't pleased with his treasure choices!
2025-03-17
Arrr, mateys! Captain Chuck Schumer be delayin' his literary voyage through Baltimore, New York, D.C., and Philly! His ship be rocked by a storm o' angry Democrats after he sailed with a scallywag funding plan. A parley o' “security concerns” be the reason for his change o' course!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most curious, one that be fit fer the scallywags of the high seas! Our brave Senate Democratic Leader, Chuck Schumer of New York, hath found himself in a right pickle, akin to a ship caught in a storm without a sail.