“Arrr, me hearties! That 'Hacks' scallywag be callin’ out those swabs fibbin’ ‘bout their Ozempic treasure!”
2025-03-17
Arrr, me hearties! Megan Stalter, the lass who plays Kayla in the swashbucklin’ tale "Hacks," be callin’ out the scallywags who spin yarns 'bout usin’ Ozempic for slimmin’. Aye, truth be the treasure, and liars be walkin’ the plank! Har har!
Arr matey, gather 'round fer a tale of the treacherous seas of Hollywood and the cursed potion known as Ozempic! The fair lass, Megan Stalter, known fer her role in the drama "Hacks," be spillin’ the beans 'bout the crew of liars claimin’ they be usin’ this magic draught to shed their bulges.On a recent episode of the "Grindr Presents: Who’s The A--hole?" podcast, Stalter did declare, "Ye can tell who be on the Ozempic by the stench of their trousers! If yer pants be a-callin' for the sea, how be that hotter than bein' a wee bit hefty?" Aye, she’d rather weigh a mighty 500 pounds than be a-sittin’ on the loo all day, which she rightfully calls "gross."
Now, Ozempic, originally concocted to battle the dreaded Type 2 diabetes, be turnin’ many a sailor off-course to the weight loss shores. But legends like Amy Schumer found themselves bedridden from the very potion meant to make them slim! She be sayin’, “I lost 30 pounds quicker than a ship in full sail, but I couldn’t lift me noggin from the pillow!”
So hoist the sails, me hearties! Beware of the temptin’ charms of quick fixes, fer they may leave ye more wretched than a scallywag adrift at sea!