"Avast! With Bongino aboard, Trump’s scallywags seize the F.B.I. ship! Hoist the jolly roger, mateys!"
2025-03-17
Ahoy, me hearties! From the choppy seas of a famed talkin' show to the high seas of the F.B.I.'s No. 2 post, Dan Bongino be settin' sail with Kash Patel, Trump’s trusty matey, to steer the ship at a mighty crossroads! Avast, what a jolly crew!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the most curious tale! Behold the mighty Dan Bongino, a scallywag of the airwaves, whose podcast be more popular than a treasure map in a port tavern! This buccaneer of banter now sails straight into the heart o' the F.B.I., takin' the No. 2 spot, aye!But wait, there's more! He ain't sailin' alone on this perilous voyage. Nay! He be joined by none other than Kash Patel, a former matey of Captain Trump, who once steered the ship of election shenanigans! Together, they be ready to chart a course through the turbulent waters of law and order, with their eyes set on a grand turning point in the agency that be more twisted than a sea serpent's tail!
With Bongino's silver tongue and Patel's cunning ways, they be armed with wit sharper than a cutlass! Will they navigate the choppy seas of politics and crime, or be they destined to walk the plank into oblivion? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain: this duo be makin' waves like a cannonball in a calm sea! So hoist the sails and prepare for a rollicking adventure, for the high seas of justice await!