The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The landlubber lawyer be tossed from the F.D.A. after a scallywag senator's relentless quest fer pressure, matey!

2025-03-17

Arrr, matey! Hilary Perkins, a landlubber lawyer with a penchant for conservin’ the Queen’s treasures, found herself in the crosshairs of Senator Josh Hawley from Missouri! Why, ye ask? For standin’ up for the Biden crew ‘n their potion o’ choice on the abortion pill. Aye, what a hullabaloo!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round for a jestin’ tale of one Hilary Perkins, a shipshape lawyer by trade and a staunch conservative, who found herself in the crosshairs of the scallywag Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri. Aye, Hawley be a fierce captain of the political seas, and he took umbrage with Perkins for standin’ tall in defense of the Biden crew’s stance on the infamous abortion pill!

Read the Original Article