The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ahoy, matey! Be ye followed by a scallywag? Begin yer safety check, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!

2025-03-17

Arrr, matey! I be a savvy tech swashbuckler, knowin' the ways o' them scallywag stalkers! Fear not, for I’ll share me treasure map to keep yer secrets safe from those pesky landlubbers! Keep yer personal booty well-guarded, or ye be walkin' the plank! Har har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the treacherous seas of technology! During me broadcast, I be flooded with messages from scallywags thinkin' they be stalked. Some be seein' shadows where there be none, while others be rightly suspicious o' unwanted eyes lurkin' about! Blimey, in this age, tech be like a parrot on yer shoulder, chirpin' about yer every move!

But fear not, for I be yer trusty captain in this digital storm! First, take a gander at yer Share My Location settings, lest ye be lettin' the wrong crew follow yer trail. If ye remove their access, beware—the scallywags will know! And if a rogue be usin' yer Apple ID, they could be trackin' ye like a hound on a scent. Change those passwords, I say!

And what of the pesky AirTags? These little devils be beepin' after 24 hours away from their owner, givin' stalkers a head start! But fret not, the next generation be comin' with anti-stalkin' features! So, keep yer wits about ye, and remember to check yer gadgets and settings, for the seas be full of hidden dangers! Arrr!

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