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Arrr, Trump be pointin' the finger at Iran fer Houthi ruckus on the high seas after U.S. cannonade in Yemen!

2025-03-17

Arrr, me hearties! Cap’n Trump be warnin’ that Iran be the puppet master o' them Houthi scallywags, handin’ out cannonballs, doubloons, and secrets like a landlubber at a tavern! If any more mischief befallin’ our ships in the Red Sea, the Iranians be walkin’ the plank, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of high seas and treachery! It be none other than the bold captain of the States, President Trump, takin' to his trusty scroll known as Truth Social. This salty seadog be warnin' that should them scallywags known as the Houthi militants dare to unleash their fury upon vessels in the Red Sea, there be a reckoning to face! Aye, he be layin' the blame squarely on the treacherous shores of Iran, claimin' they be pullin' the strings like a puppet master in a tavern brawl.

Trump, with the bravado of a captain who's seen more squalls than a barnacle, declared that Iran be providin' them knaves with weapons, doubloons, and every scrap of intelligence they need to wreak havoc on the high seas. 'Tis as if the Iranians be the devilish overlords of the Houthi crew, givin' and takin' at their whim!

So, me hearties, as we sail through these tumultuous waters, let this be a lesson that even on the high seas, the currents of politics can be as fierce as a kraken's grip. Keep a weather eye open, for the winds of change be blowin’ and the seas be ever treacherous!

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