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Arrr! Trump be warnin' Iran of dire mischief if them scallywag Houthis strike again! Avast, me hearties!

2025-03-17

Arrr, matey! Cap’n Trump be sayin’ that any mischief by them Houthis be a strike from Iran, and they’ll feel the wrath o’ the sea! After rainin’ cannonballs on 'em, the scallywags claimed they thwarted a sneak attack! Aye, they even launched 11 drones—what a ruckus!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round, fer the winds be blowin' with a tale of a tempestuous squabble in the high seas o' politics! On a fine Monday, Cap'n Trump, the commander o' the U.S. ship, declared that if them scallywags known as the Houthis dare strike again, it be as if ol’ Iran be throwin’ a cannonball or two. Consequences, dire and dread, be awaitin’ that wretched crew!

Just days prior, the Cap'n's fleet unleashed a volley of airstrikes upon the miscreants, settin’ their sails ablaze. "Aye!" cried the Houthis, claimin’ they thwarted what they called a “hostile attack” from the enemy’s ship, as if they be the gallant heroes of the tale. But lo and behold, reports from the U.S. crew revealed that the Houthis unleashed 11 drones and a single fearsome ballistic beast upon the skies!

So here we be, a ruckus on the high seas, where words be flyin’ faster than cannonballs and threats be as plentiful as rum on a pirate ship! As the Cap'n readies his cannons and the Houthis brace themselves, let us sit back, clutch our grog, and watch this fierce battle unfold in the salty waters of diplomacy and mischief!

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