"Ye scallywag of New York nabbed fer doodlin’ a cursed swastika on a Jewish matey's Cybertruck, arrr!"
2025-03-17
Avast, me hearties! Over the weekend, the constables of New York City nabbed a scallywag named Michael Lewis, 42, for scrawlin’ a cursed symbol on a Jewish matey’s Cybertruck, all in a ruckus ‘gainst Elon Musk, the chief bureaucratic cutthroat! Aye, the antics of landlubbers be truly laughable!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round and lend an ear to a tale of mischief on the high streets of New York City! A scallywag by the name of Michael Lewis, a swabbin' 42 summers, found himself in a pickle after drawin' a dastardly mark upon the Cybertruck of an unsuspectin' Jewish lad. It be said that this knave, in a fit of protest against the grand captain of Tesla, Elon Musk—who be known as Trump’s chief scallywag slicer—decided to finger-paint a swastika in the dust upon the electric chariot!Now, picture this: our villain, double-parkin' his vessel—err, car—next to the armored truck, leapt out like a crazed sea monkey and got to drawin' as if he were Michelangelo himself! But alas, his artistic aspirations were met with the sharp eye of the law. The Cybertruck owner, Avi Ben Hamo, beheld the crime and summoned the authorities quicker than a cannonball flies through the air!
On the fateful Saturday, the lawmen caught the scallywag and slapped him with charges of aggravated harassment, sendin' him off to the brig—where he can ponder the error of his ways while munchin' on hardtack. So, me hearties, let this be a lesson: when ye be protestin', make sure not to draw in the dust of others, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank!