Arrr, Jalen be sayin’ UNC's got a rough tide ahead; San Diego State be ready to send 'em to Davy Jones!
2025-03-17
Arrr, me hearties! Jalen Rose, the scallywag of Michigan lore, be claimin’ North Carolina sailed into the NCAA seas on the winds o’ gold and memory, yet fear not! San Diego State be ready to hoist them overboard, regardless! Avast, let the games begin!
Ahoy mateys! A tempest brews ‘round the NCAA Tournament Selection Committee every year, a ruckus o’er which scallywags be worthy of a shot at glory! Post "Selection Sunday," the North Carolina Tar Heels be the talk of the tavern, as landlubbers dissect the brackets like a fishmonger gutting the day’s catch. With the Tar Heels set to clash with the San Diego State Aztecs, it be clear some salty dogs be less than pleased with the committee’s choice. Aye, they be a No. 11 seed, but not all were gobsmacked by their inclusion! College basketball legend Jalen Rose, a true swashbuckler of the court, laughed off the controversy, claimin’ “money and nostalgia” be the reasons for their entry into the fray. Yet, the winds blow foul with UNC’s athletic director, Bubba Cunningham, chairin’ the selection committee! Though he claims he wasn’t in the room, this raises eyebrows sharper than a cutlass. Rose be skeptical, shoutin’ that where there’s smoke, there be fire! He bets the Aztecs will send the Tar Heels to Davy Jones' locker quicker than a cannonball flies, aided by their stout defense! So hoist the sails, me hearties, for March Madness be upon us, and let the chaos reign as we chase fortune with a parlay and a pint!