A scallywag judge be tellin' Trump’s swabs to swear on the skull 'bout them flyin' miscreants! Arrr!
2025-03-17
Arrr, during the court’s parley, the Trump crew kept their lips sealed tighter than a clam! They shied away from givin’ Judge Boasberg the skinny on how many ships ferried landlubbers on Saturday, claimin’ it be a matter o’ national treasure, or some such nonsense!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale o’ courtroom shenanigans that be fit for a jolly buccaneer! A federal judge, one James Boasberg, stood firm on a fine morn, denyin' the Trump crew's plea to scuttle a court hearin'. This hullabaloo be concernin' the deportation of poor Venezuelan souls, caught in the tempest o' Trump's wartime laws, known as the Alien Enemies Act. Aye, this beastie only be used thrice before, and Judge Boasberg be mighty vexed when he sensed the Trump scallywags were tryin’ to pull the wool over his eyes!In a raucous 45-minute parley, the judge pressed the government lawyers like a captain squeezin' lemon juice, demandin’ answers about why his order to halt deportations went unheeded. “My orders don’t seem to carry much weight,” he grumbled, like a pirate whose treasure map led to naught but sand. The Trump crew, tight-lipped as a clam, refused to divulge how many flights had set sail rumbling 'bout national security.
But alas, one flight already whisked away over 200 migrants to El Salvador, as the White House claimed it was too late to turn back. The ACLU, like fierce sea dogs, demanded the court to ensure no shenanigans went unpunished. So, mark yer calendars, for this legal frolic be far from over, and the next skirmish be set for Friday! Yarrr!