Arrr, matey! Even a scallywag judge can't stop Trump from sendin' rowdy ruffians to Davy Jones' locker!
2025-03-17
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Trump be sailin' the legal seas with a sturdy ship when he cast off the scallywags of the gang! Off with their heads, I say! Aye, 'tis a fine day to rid the decks of troublemakers! Avast, let the law be his trusty compass!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale o' the high seas of American law, where President Trump be settin' sail with the Alien Enemies Act, a trusty ol' law from 1798. Some scallywags in the media be claimin' he's usin' this law to wrongly toss out knaves from the Tren de Aragua gang, but nay, the truth be different! This ancient decree be givin' the captain of the ship—er, the President—the power to send away any villainous foreign foe, even if they be not on the battlefield.Now, four presidencies back, this law’s been invoked, and it ain’t just for wartime. Even ol' Truman and Wilson took the helm with it, so ye can bet yer doubloons it’s no flimsy parchment. Recently, Trump ordered the swift banishment of 260 ne’er-do-wells, includin’ murderin’ ruffians who’ve been causin' chaos and mischief on American shores. But lo! A judge named Boasberg, with a penchant for judicial gymnastics, tried to block the fair captain's decree without so much as a fair warning to the crew!
This here judge even fancied he could redirect planes midair, a notion as wild as a sea serpent! But worry not, for the Justice Department sails forth to challenge this ruling, upholdin' the law of the land as the good sailors of yore intended. So, hoist the flags, me mateys, for the right of the President to keep the seas of America safe be as solid as the hull of a sturdy ship!