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Arrr! A Canadian lass in an 'American Pie' tale be trapped by ICE fer twelve long days, savvy?

2025-03-18

Arrr, Jasmine Mooney, a lass of 35, be sayin’ she was shackled like a scallywag after them immigration sea dogs flagged her papers. This former starlet finally sailed back to Vancouver, free as a parrot! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most curious, one that be filled with chains and paperwork, aye! Meet Jasmine Mooney, a lass of 35 summers, who found herself in quite the pickle with them immigration scallywags. She be no mere landlubber, but a former actress, starin' at the horizon of her dreams, only to be snagged by the cruel hand of bureaucracy!

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