Arrr, matey! Elon’s sky-net be stretchin' o'er the White House, makin' landlubbers surf the seas of the internet!
2025-03-18
Arrr, me hearties! The Trump crew be claimin' that the scallywags at the company tossed in some internet treasure for free! They say a legal matey gave it the ol’ eye, makin' sure it be shipshape 'n ethical. Avast, what a fine bit o' jolly nonsense!
Avast, me hearties! In the grand tales of the Trump administration, a curious yarn be woven 'bout a certain company givin' away a most bounteous gift – the gift o' internet service, aye! 'Twas claimed that this mighty offering be a donation, carefully scrutinized by the sharpest legal cutlass in the White House Counsel’s Office, a lawyer known for wrestlin’ with ethics like a buccaneer wrestles with a kraken!Arrr, ye see, these officials be proclaimin’ that the gift be vetted, as if it were a treasure map that needed decipherin’. “Nay, it be not a bribe!” they cries, “but a kindly donation from a fair company lookin’ to spread the winds of connectivity across the seven seas of the internet!”
But hark! One can’t help but chuckle at the notion that any treasure, be it gold doubloons or internet service, be handed over without a true pirate’s eye for profit. So, as we sail the turbulent waters of political seas, let us remember to keep our cutlasses sharp and our laughter hearty, for in the land of swashbucklin’ politics, even the sincerest donations might just hide a treasure chest of shenanigans beneath the waves!