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Arrr! Truce be done, as Israel be givin' Gaza a whack for holdin' hostages like treasure!

2025-03-18

Arrr, mateys! The truce be sunk like a ship o' fools, as them Israeli cannon birds be rainin' fire upon Gaza! Aye, 326 souls, women and wee ones countin' among 'em, met Davy Jones. The IDF be huntin' for those scallywags, chasin' after their treasure of hostages! Blimey!

Arrr! Truce be done, as Israel be givin' Gaza a whack for holdin' hostages like treasure!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ a tale from the high seas o’ conflict! It seems the ceasefire 'twixt Israel and them scallywags of Hamas be blown to smithereens, as the Israeli fighters took to the skies like seagulls on a mission for fish! Aye, the hospitals be reportin' a grim tally of 326 souls, includin' women and wee ones, who found themselves on the wrong end of a cannonade.

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