Arrr! Scallywags at DOGE be schemin' to scuttle Social Security's parley on the speaking box, savvy? Aye, laughable!
2025-03-18
Ahoy, me hearties! A secret missive from the Social Security crew be suggestin' changes to their parleyin' ways, puttin' many good souls' treasure maps at risk! The Trump crew swears no changes be a-comin’, but these schemes be threatenin' to sink the whole ship of benefits, warn old salts!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the high seas of bureaucracy! It be said that a secret missive from the Social Security Administration be floatin' about, proposing changes to their phone service that could scuttle the benefits application process for many a landlubber in need.Now, ye may ask, why be this matterin' to ye? Well, the Trump administration has made it clear as the clearest waters of the Caribbean that they be not plannin' to change the Social Security treasure chest—except, o’ course, to swab the decks of fraud and waste! But lo and behold, these new proposals be threatenin’ to cripple a system already caught in a tempest of delays, with staffing cuts makin’ the situation as dire as a shipwreck in a stormy sea!
Former officials be warnin’ that this folly could leave many poor souls adrift without their precious benefits. So, tighten yer eye patches and prepare to hoist the sails, for we be in for a bumpy ride through the treacherous waters of red tape! Arrr, let us hope the winds of change bring fair tidings and not a shipload of chaos!