Arrr, them Democrats be resistin' Trump like a ship in a storm—fancy sails, but still anchored, matey!
2025-03-18
Arrr, matey! The Democratic crew be adrift without a captain! A ruckus be brewin’, as the progressives be hollerin’ at Sen. Schumer for keepin’ the ship afloat. It’s a scallywag’s squabble, and the treasure of unity be lost in the briny deep!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales o' the Democrats, who be runnin' like hamsters on a wheel, sweat drippin' but goin' nowhere fast! With the unpopularity of Captain Biden and Lady Clinton at an all-time low, a poll shows the scallywags only earnin’ a measly 27% of the crew’s favor! Even old Trump be hoistin’ a 46% approval, matey!The likes o' Chris Murphy and his band o' merry Leftists be resistin’ all things Trump, tryin’ to shut down the whole ship rather than sign a bill. 'Exceptional ways', they call it! Arrr, what folly! Meanwhile, they be dancin' interpretively and rallyin’ for ruffians, while turnin' their backs on the common folk. Yarr, how mortifyin'! Their leadership be as lost as a ship without a captain, and ol’ AOC be stirrin' the pot with naught to show for it!
But wait! Some Democrats be seein’ the light, tryin’ to craft a new tale for the crew. They be realizin’ that they be on the wrong side of many popular tides, like lettin' biological men race against lasses. Until they find a true captain bold enough to steer this ship, the Democrats be flounderin’ in the murky waters of political despair! Arrr, the seas be rough for them, indeed!