Arrr, matey! Trump's scallywag ways be sinkin' education, leavin' young landlubbers adrift! Here be the reason it stings!
2025-03-18
Arrr, matey! The cap’n Trump be not merely settin' sail to trim the sails of the Education Department, but be plunderin’ the very treasure of our wee ones’ futures! Aye, 'tis a jolly fine way to sink the ship of knowledge!
Ahoy there, mateys! Just a stone's throw from the pristine sands of Fort Lauderdale, ye be findin' me old haunt, Fort Lauderdale High School, where scholars be known as the "Flying L's." In me time, it be a realm of wisdom, brimming with hearty teachers who be cheerin' us on like a crew of jolly buccaneers! They stayed late, helpin' us scallywags believe in our worth, givin' us working-class lads and lasses a fair shot at learnin'.But, shiver me timbers! This fine institution be a Title I school, reliant on the federal doubloons to support young scallywags from poorer ports. These coins help keep the good teachers aboard and provide safe havens for learnin'. Yet, alas! Title I be starved of funds for many moons, makin' it a tough sea to navigate for our schools.
Now, with the crew of Trump settin' sail to dismantle the Department of Education, it threatens our sailors' futures! That department be a guardian, makin' sure every lad and lass has fair access to a quality education, no matter their port of call!
Without it, we risk turnin’ the tides against our young ones, leavin’ 'em adrift in a stormy sea of inequity. So, let us hoist the sails of public education, for every young heart deserves a chance at the horizon, not just those born under a lucky star!