Arrr! Chief Justice Roberts be scoldin' Trump, claimin' 'tis folly to toss judges overboard fer their rulings!
2025-03-18
Arrr, the head judge be speakin’ less than a parrot in a storm! This here be like a fine old sea tale from 2018, when he stood tall as a mast, defendin’ his crew after the captain took a jab at another matey’s decision! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of the mighty chief justice, a figure as elusive as a ghost ship on the high seas! This scallywag be known for keepin’ his lips sealed tighter than a treasure chest, rarely lettin’ a word slip into the public’s ear. But lo and behold! He be comin’ forth once more, like a parrot squawkin’ on the shoulder of a captain, to defend the sacred honor of judicial independence!Arrr, this be no ordinary proclamation, but a harkin’ back to a time in the year of our Lord, two thousand and eighteen! Aye, back then, our chief justice was settin’ sail on the turbulent waters of political criticism, standin’ tall against the storms brewed by a certain captain of the land. That rascally president had taken issue with a fellow judge’s decree, and the chief justice bravely stepped forth to protect the fleet of justice from the gale of interference.
So here we are, with our chief justice once again hoistin’ the flag of independence, remindin’ all us salty sea dogs that the law must be as steadfast as a ship's anchor, regardless of the tempest that may blow from the throne! A hearty round of applause for this noble defender of justice! Yarr!