The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! After 9 moons in the starry deep, them U.S. sky sailors be comin' home to plunder their grog!

2025-03-18

Arrr, two brave cosmonauts, Barry "Butch" Wilmore and Sunita "Suni" Williams, be settin' sail from their lofty ship in the sky after over 280 days! Aye, they be returnin' from their cosmic sojourn aboard the ISS, jest like a pair o' wayward sea dogs lookin' fer a pint o' grog on solid ground!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of two brave souls, Barry "Butch" Wilmore and Sunita "Suni" Williams, who be havin' spent nigh on 280 days adrift in the celestial seas aboard the fabled International Space Station!

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