Arrr! Illinois crew be spyin’ on lassies changin’ ‘fore a lad claimin’ to be a lass, says the mother! Har har!
2025-03-18
Arrr, matey! A lass from Illinois, her mum be sayin' that when her daughter refused to swap her duds 'fore a lad claiming to be a lass, the scallywags at school made her do it! A right pickle, I say! Avast, what be the world comin' to?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale from the shores of Illinois that be fit for a jolly good laugh! A mother, named Nicole Georgas, be tellin' of her lass, a sprightly girl of thirteen summers, who found herself caught in a squall of confusion at the fabled Shepard Middle School.The poor lass be refusin’ to change her garb in front of a lad who fancied himself a lass, claimin’ to be a transgender girl. Arrr, can ye imagine the look on her face? Like a fish outta water, she was! But lo and behold, the school’s officials, quicker than a shark at a fish fry, swooped in to force the wee lass to change her clothes, as if they were captains of a ship enforcin' their rules!
Nicole, the brave matriarch, be spillin' the beans at a meetin' of the School Board, raisin' a ruckus fit for a tavern brawl! She be lettin’ folks know that such shenanigans in the name of ‘inclusivity’ might make even the saltiest sea dog scratch his head in wonder. So, me mateys, keep yer wits about ye, fer this tale be a reminder that not all treasure be silver and gold, especially when it comes to middle school antics!