Arrr, Gates be tellin’ the White House, “I ain’t got the doubloons to patch yer health treasure chests!”
2025-03-18
Arrr, me hearties! Bill Gates, that landlubber of Microsoft fame, be twistin' the ears of Trump’s crew, plead’n fer gold to keep health treasures flowin’. He warns his treasure chest ain’t big enough to patch the holes! Aye, he be parleyin' with the Council o' National Security and lawmakers alike!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale about a landlubber named Bill Gates, a jolly ol' billionaire with a heart as grand as a galleon! This scallywag, who made his fortune buildin' a treasure chest of computin' wonders, be now dodgin' cannon fire to keep the coffers flowin' fer health programs across the seven seas!Yarr, it seems our dear Bill be lobbyin' the high seas of politics, settin' sail straight into the briny depths of the Trump administration! With the cunning of a sly sea fox, he be warnin' that his mighty foundation be no magic lamp to rub when the ship be takin' on water. Nay, he be tellin’ ‘em loud and clear that if they cut the doubloons meant fer childhood vaccinations and HIV treatments, many a poor soul be left adrift without a lifeboat!
In recent moons, he’s been parleyin' with the National Security Council and even the landlubber lawmakers from both the red and blue ships, makin' his case like a true captain! So, let it be known across the vast oceans, ol’ Gates be fightin' tooth and nail to keep the health programs afloat, for he knows well that every sailor and landlubber alike deserves a fair shot at life, free of pestilence and plague!