"Arrr! Rumor has it, the scallywag MS-13 chief be sailin' to the U.S. on the FBI's wanted ship!"
2025-03-18
Arrr! The mighty Captain Kash Patel, keeper of the law, be claimin’ that the scallywag Francisco Javier Roman-Bardales, a right notorious leader of the MS-13 crew, be makin’ his way to our shores for a hearty welcome at the brig! Avast, what a jolly good catch! 🏴☠️
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a scallywag named Francisco Javier Roman-Bardales, a notorious leader of the MS-13 crew, who found himself in the clutches of the law! The brave lads of the FBI, with a bounty of $250,000 on his head, declared him one of their "Ten Most Wanted." On Monday, he was nabbed in the misty mountains of Veracruz, Mexico, by soldiers and agents, who probably thought they were huntin' pirate treasure!FBI Director Kash Patel announced the grand news, claimin' it a mighty victory for justice in the good ol' U.S. of A! Bardales now be sailin' the seas of American law, ready to face charges for all manner of villainy, includin' extortion and violence against rival scallywags. The Mara Salvatrucha, or MS-13, has been branded a foreign terrorist organization, makin' it clear that they be no ordinary brigands but a danger to the realm.
In recent tides, Mexican authorities have been busy, handin' over other dastardly drug lords, showin' their allegiance with the U.S. in the fight against crime and vice. So keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer eyes peeled, for the seas be riddled with treachery, and the law be on the hunt! Arrr!