Arrr! Vance be scuttlin' cheap labor talk, cheerin' on America's grand ship of industry at the AI shindig!
2025-03-18
Arrr, on the morn of Tuesday, Vice Captain JD Vance took the helm at the American Dynamism summit in the grand port of Washington! He spun yarns o' the future o' the metal brains, aye, what a curious treasure that be! Avast, me hearties, AI be the new gold!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer Vice Admiral JD Vance be spoutin’ wisdom on the treacherous seas o’ globalization! He be claimin’ that the leaders o’ yore have been usin’ cheap labor like a scallywag uses a crutch, stumblin’ through the past four decades without a clue! Arr, they thought they could shove the makin’ o’ goods to poorer lands while they lounged on their cushy thrones, but look out! Those lands be catchin’ up, and now we be squeezed like a barnacle on a ship’s hull!Vance says this addiction to cheap labor be paralyzin’ innovation, makin’ it as easy as pillagin’ a treasure chest to make a product without creatin’ somethin’ new. He warns that countries like Canada and the UK havin’ hordes o’ cheap labor be sufferin’ a stagnation o’ productivity, as sure as a parrot on yer shoulder!
He be likenin’ the rise o’ artificial intelligence to the feared arrival o’ ATMs, which, contrary to popular belief, didn’t send bank tellers to Davy Jones’ locker but made ‘em more productive! So hoist the sails, me hearties! We must embrace innovation, lest we be left in the briny deep while the rest of the world sails ahead! Yarrr!