The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The US be needin' to hoist its sails high, lest China and Europe be plunderin' our treasure!

2025-03-18

Arrr, matey! As the wily China be schemin' to shiver the timbers of the U.S. and hoist its flag o' power, it be settin' its sights on the 27-nation EU to join in a merry dance against the American galleons of trade! Avast, the high seas be gettin' crowded!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the state o' America’s treasure chest, eh? Our dear Captain Trump be sayin' that the riches of our land be tied to our defenses, with jobs and gold aplenty in vital trades like makin’ ships and harnessin’ the winds for clean energy. But beware! Our fiercest foe, the crafty Dragon of the East, be lurkin' about, schemin' with our old allies across the sea, the EU. Aye, they be settin' their sails to draw closer to China, underminin' our mighty ship of industry!

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