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"Arrr, matey! A new scroll be sayin' the true victor of Squid Game be none other than Perplexity AI, har har!"

2025-03-18

Arrr, mateys! Perplexity be spoutin' a new treasure map, callin' it a Squid Game advertisement! Aye, gather ye crew and prepare yer wits, for this be a game more twisty than a kraken's tentacles, and just as likely to leave ye laughin' like a scallywag!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Perplexity AI, launchin’ a grand campaign with the famed thespian, Lee Jung-jae, of the notorious Squid Game. Aye, this ad be takin' aim at the mighty Google, now mockingly dubbed Poogle, claimin’ it be as useful as a ship without a sail!

In this here 90-second spectacle, our hero, Jung-jae, finds himself in a perilous pickle—coffee stains on his finest shirt. He doth consult the wretched Poogle, only to be met with a sea of blue links, as confusin’ as a foggy night at sea. Panic sets in, and he turns to Perplexity for a lifeline, which promptly delivers clear instructions, savin' the day!

Next, he queries how to make cheese stick to pizza, and this clever AI quips, “Don’t use glue!” Aye, a jab at Google’s blunder suggestin' glue for pizza makin’! The ad wraps up with our hero proclaimin’ his own Emmy wins, as he be the first Korean to snag such a treasure.

With this cheeky campaign, Perplexity aims to overtake the search seas, showin’ that accuracy be the treasure sought by all! Will they claim the crown from Google? Only time will tell, savvy?

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