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"Arrr, says a French scallywag, the U.S. be unworthy of Lady Liberty's fine gaze no more! Har har har!"

2025-03-18

Arrr, matey! A French scallywag be joshin' the Yanks, wantin' back their green lady o' liberty, claimin’ they’ve gone soft! Raphaël Glucksmann, a European buccaneer o' politics, be callin’ out them who’ve joined forces with the tyrants, firin' the clever folk for seekin’ their rightful freedom! Ha!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin about a froggy gent with a quill, one Raphaël Glucksmann, a scallywag of the European Parliament, who be makin' waves across the briny deep!

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