Arrr! Media Matters be like a parrot without a squawk—missin’ the juicy bits in their righty report, savvy?
2025-03-18
Arrr, mateys! Last week, the scallywags at Media Matters claimed that right-wing sea shanties rule the digital waves, with 9 outta 10 top shows flyin' their flag! Their pretty chart's been seen by 7.7 million landlubbers! Angelo Carusone be callin’ it a "media mismatch!" Har har!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the treacherous seas of modern media! Last week, the scallywags at Media Matters, those knaves with a leftward lean, cast their nets wide, claimin' that the right-wing podcasts and streams be dominatin' the virtual seas! Aye, they proclaimed that a whopping “9 out of 10” of the top shows be flyin’ the flag of the right!With a flourish, they presented a curious graphic on the notorious X, garnerin’ 7.7 million peepers at the time of me scribblin' this here note! The graphic, conjured by the captain of Media Matters, one Angelo Carusone, spun a yarn about the imbalance in the media tides. He be callin’ it “media asymmetry,” as if the sea itself be favorin’ one side over the other!
But hark! What be this? As I sail through the vast waters of the internet, I see more than just black and white sails; there be a whole fleet of voices, echoing across the waves! So, whether ye be a right-leanin’ buccaneer or a leftward-leanin’ landlubber, let’s raise a tankard to the raucous cacophony of the digital deep! Yarrr!