Arrr! Republican lass Tudor Dixon be singing Trump’s praises while plotting her grand quest for governorship or Senate gold in 2026!
2025-03-18
Arrr, me hearties! The fair lass Tudor Dixon be singin’ praises fer Captain Trump whilst settin’ her sights on the treasure of Michigan’s governorship or the Senate in 2026! Aye, the winds be blowin’ favorably fer this scallywag! Let the battle for booty begin!
Arrr, gather ye round, ye scallywags! It be none other than Tudor Dixon, the lass who once sailed the turbulent seas of Michigan’s gubernatorial waters, ponderin’ another grand voyage fer statewide office in 2026! Aye, she be ponderin’ whether to set her sights on the open Senate seat or take the helm o’ the governor’s ship once more."I be wishin’ to do the most good fer our beloved state," she declared on the social seas of social media, weighin' both options that promise treasure for Michigan. With a wink to her matey, President Trump, she be shoutin’ about secure borders and bringin’ jobs back home, alignin' herself with the grand America First fleet!
Now, this be a fine tale, as she lost her last battle to the fearsome Gov. Gretchen Whitmer by ten points, who now be term-limited and can’t run again. The seas be churnin’ with other bold Republicans like Aric Nesbitt already throwin’ their hats into the ring, while Democrats be makin’ their moves too, includin’ Detroit’s own Mayor Duggan, now sailin' as an independent.
As the winds of political change blow, Dixon be readyin’ her sails to follow the compass of experience and talent for the good of Michigan! Arrr, what a wild ride it be!