Arrr! The scallywag Patrick Schwarzenegger be barin' it all fer Skims in a jolly new ad, savvy?
2025-03-18
Arrr! The dashing lad Patrick Schwarzenegger be shedin’ his breeches fer a cheeky ad fer Skims, just after barein’ all in the first episode of that famed Max tale, "The White Lotus." Aye, he be risin’ the sails of scandal with nary a stitch to his name!
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! Young Patrick Schwarzenegger be lettin' it all hang out, ye see! In a recent venture for Kim Kardashian's SKIMS, he and his bonnie fiancée, Abby Champion, posed in scanty attire fer the 2025 Wedding Shop Campaign. Patrick exclaimed, "Tis a grand experience with me bride-to-be, and it’s high time grooms got some fashion love too!"In one daring snap, Abby be clad in a sheer white skirt and bralette, while Patrick stood beside her, stark naked and clutchin' a bouquet as if it be the last flower on Earth! Aye, they posed in matching ensembles too, with him lookin' dapper in a suit and her in a corset, feedin’ him cake—now that's a sweet deal, I say!
Kardashian herself praised their love, sayin' it shines bright in every shot—like a treasure chest on a moonlit night! The pair, who made their love official on the 'Gram in 2016, just got engaged, celebratin’ with a cake and a message of "FOREVER AND EVER." Now, Patrick be also strippin’ down in his role on "The White Lotus," a true power move, even if he turned red as a lobster sittin' with his mum watchin' it! His father, the legendary Arnold, quipped about it with a wink, sayin', "The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree." Aye, what a family of swashbucklers!