Arrr! Pam Bondi be callin' Tesla mischief ‘domestic terror,’ swearin' there'll be consequences fer these scallywags!
2025-03-19
Arrr, the attorney general be spoutin' words like the cap'n Trump! Meanwhile, landlubbers protestin’ against that scallywag Musk be runnin’ amok, defacin' and smash’n Tesla ships like they be cursed treasure! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly mess on the high seas of politics!
Arrr, mates! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the ruckus brewin' in the land o' the landlubbers! It seems the attorney general be parrotin' the words o' the great captain Trump, who sails the seas o' politics with a hearty laugh and a mischievous grin.But lo and behold! A band o' raucous scallywags have taken to the streets, shiverin' their timbers in protest against none other than the infamous Elon Musk! Aye, the lad be tryin' to trim down the size o' the government, but these landlocked rebels be raisin' a ruckus like a crew o' drunken sea dogs!
In their fury, they’ve taken it upon themselves to unleash their wrath upon Tesla ships—err, vehicles, I mean! With paint and fury, they've defaced and destroyed these fine vessels, as if they were mere scraps of driftwood! Arrr, what madness be this? They be treatin’ those fine machines like they be cursed doubloons, not realizing they be makin’ a right fool of themselves!
So here we stand, amidst the tempest of protest, with the attorney general and Trump laughin' like a couple o' jolly pirates. Meanwhile, poor Elon be scratchin' his noggin, wonderin' why his shiny contraptions be catchin' all the ire! Aye, the sea of politics be a treacherous one, filled with wayward souls and raucous laughter!