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Arrr! Tesla be bamboozled by a Wile E. Coyote wall, like a landlubber in a treasure hunt! Avast!

2025-03-19

Avast ye! A clever landlubber, Mark Rober, tricked a Tesla with a Wile E. Coyote wall, and blow me down, it plowed right through! Struttin' like a fool, the car missed the mark, much to Elon Musk's chagrin! A right jolly jest, I say!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a most curious contraption, the Tesla chariot, which be piloted by none other than the infamous Mark Rober, a swashbuckler of the YouTube seas with over 65 million hearty followers!

This crafty engineer devised a treacherous test for the Tesla, fashioning a wall most deviously akin to the one that old Wile E. Coyote befallin' in them zany Looney Tunes tales. Aye, he set a screen behind the beast, lookin' like a road, hopin' to trick the metal monster into thinkin' it be safe.

But lo! The Tesla, with all its boastin' of cleverness, did not see the ruse and plowed right through that wall like a ship through the waves! Aye, it be a sight to behold, as the mighty steed crashed and tumbled, much to the chagrin of Captain Elon Musk, who surely had high hopes for his contraption!

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