Arrr! Luminar's doubloons be risin’ sky-high after a jolly good test drive video of their fancy Lidar contraption!
2025-03-19
Arrr, me hearties! Luminar’s doubloons soared on Monday when the clever former NASA swab, Mark Rober, took their magical lidar ride for a spin! He be claimin’ it outshone Tesla’s Autopilot, which be navigatin’ like a blind sailor! Over 11 million landlubbers be watchin’! Avast!
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale o' the high seas of technology! This past Monday, the shares o' Luminar Technologies Inc. be risin' faster than a cannonball shot from a ship’s cannon. What be the cause, ye ask? A former NASA scallywag by the name o' Mark Rober took to the treacherous waters of YouTube, testin' a chariot equipped with Luminar's fancy lidar magic!In this grand spectacle, which amassed over 11 million landlubber eyes since its launch on the fifteenth day of March, our brave Rober ran six trials, comparin' Luminar’s wizardry against the good ol’ Tesla's Autopilot. He be claimin' that Tesla be naught but a ship sailin' on simple cameras and image tricks, while Luminar’s contraption be navigatin' like a seasoned captain guidin' through a stormy sea!
With Rober at the helm, the results were as clear as the blue sky above! The treasure of superior tech was found, and Luminar's shares be hoistin' their sails to the wind, sailin' forth to riches untold! So raise yer tankards, me hearties, for technology be conquerin' the seas of innovation once again!