Arrr, matey! Bukele be chimin' in, claimin' Trump’s call be a ruckus 'gainst justice in the wild U.S. seas!
2025-03-19
Arrr, matey! The grand captain of El Salvador, Nayib Bukele, be shoutin', “The U.S. be havin’ a judicial mutiny!” as the swashbuckler Trump be callin’ fer a judge’s walkin’ plank! Aye, it be a right merry mischief on the high seas of politics!
Avast ye scallywags! In a ruckus fit for a ship o’ fools, the Great Captain Trump be callin’ for the oustin’ o’ a judge, sparkin’ a squall o’ words from El Salvador’s own Captain Bukele, who spouted that the U.S. be sufferin’ a judicial coup, argh! Even the cunning sea-dog Elon Musk chimed in with a hearty, “1000%!” like a parrot squawkin’ on me shoulder.Now, this judge, a scallywag named James E. Boasberg, be branded by Trump as a “Radical Left Lunatic,” nominated by the treacherous Obama, no less! The captain cried out that such ruffians should be impeached, for he don’t want deranged murderers sailin’ in his waters, savvy?
The winds be blowin’ foul as this judge put a stop to Trump’s plan to boot out some Venezuelan scallywags. Yet, some ships had already set sail with 261 illegal buccaneers to El Salvador, where Bukele welcomed 238 members of the Tren de Aragua, along with some MS-13 rogues, like catchin’ fish for supper.
Trump, in a midnight ramble, bellowed that if a captain can’t toss criminals overboard 'cause of a landlubber judge, then the ship be bound for Davy Jones' locker! Aye, what a tempest in a teapot, mates! The seas be murky, but the show must go on!